|"The best part of every morning is deciding which shoes you are going to wear."|
Are your shoes your “everything”? Would you sacrifice anything for them? Here are 10 humorous signs that you have a full-blown shoe obsession.
1. When another woman looks too closely at your shoes, you eye her suspiciously
2. Vacations are a nightmare . . . you hate to leave your shoes for any length of time
3. Whenever you come home, it takes you 30 minutes to put your shoes away because you clean them (tops and bottoms), shine them, dry them and nestle them perfectly in their box.
4. No one is allowed to touch your shoes unless they’ve just washed their hands
5. You consider shoe shopping your calling in life
6. The best part of every morning is deciding which shoes you’re going to wear.
7. If there was ever a fire in your house, you’re going to grab the shoes first.
8. You keep your shoe closet locked
9. You’ve purposely befriended your shoe repairman so you can get advice ANY time you need it
Your turn . . .
Lol . . . do you display any signs of a having a shoe obsession?
Did we leave out any signs?