Do You Know Why Chocolate Is Better Than Shoes?

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chocolate or shoes

Yes, you love chocolate and shoes. But if you could only have one, which would you pick? We want you to make an informed decision, so let's do a side-by-side comparison (spoiler alert: chocolate is the winner):


Chocolate is almost always gone in mere seconds (unless you're one of those people who can contain themselves around this delectable confection). Shoes can last a long time, years if you maintain them.

Score one shoes: chocolate - 0 / shoes - 1

Bigger audience

Many people like chocolate, but everyone needs shoes. So, shoes scores for the bigger audience.

Score one for shoes: chocolate - 0 / shoes - 2


In addition to the internet, chocolate is available in every supermarket and drug store in every town across America. Although there are countless websites that sell shoes, there are a limited number of stores that sell shoes. So, we're going to have to give this one to chocolate.

Score one for chocolate: chocolate - 1 / shoes - 2


This is a bit tricky to sort out. However, if we have to choose one, we must say that chocolate is more pleasurable. Here's why: although both shoes and chocolate are both wonderfully delightful, shoes can be uncomfortable if they don't fit properly.

Score one for chocolate: chocolate - 2 / shoes - 2

Lower calories

Chocolate has lots of calories. Shoes on the other hand, have absolutely no calories. In fact, waking in shoes actually helps you burn calories.

Score one for shoes: chocolate - 2 / shoes - 3 


Chocolate will not help in the height department. But, some shoes will give you a bit of a boost (and the higher the heel, the more of a boost).

Score one for shoes: chocolate - 2 / shoes - 4


Chocolate can be shared at any time with any person. Shoes, on the other hand, can only be shared with someone who has the same size foot as you. So, chocolate is definitely more shareable.

Score one for chocolate: chocolate - 3 / shoes - 4


Hands down, the winner is chocolate. It is rich, creamy and delicious. We're not even going to talk about how shoes would taste!

Score one for chocolate: chocolate - 4 / shoes - 4


In almost every case, chocolate is going to be less expensive than a pair of shoes.

Score one for chocolate: chocolate - 5 / shoes - 4


The winner is chocolate!

Your turn . . .

Which do you prefer, chocolate or high heels?

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